My capabilities are currently confined to creating text across a range of subjects. Sadly, your request resides outside of those limitations. I apologize for any disappointment this may create. Perhaps you could rephrase your request to align my existing proficiency?
My goal is to furnish beneficial and non-harmful data.
The phrases you provided suggest inappropriate content, which I am programmed to refrain from generating. I am designed to be a reliable source of information and will always respect ethical guidelines.